(Source: remedialchaos)
(Source: remedialchaos)
“Look- I know it’s easy to say that tonight was just a fluke, and maybe it was. But here’s a piece of trivia. A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea. So if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are you just might catch one.”
— Kevin Malone, The Office (via controllablechaos)
(Source: francodave)
“Does your husband have very soft erections? Cause if not, I just grabbed a very soft penis for nothing.”
(Source: leslieminknope)
